Forgotten Assyrian God Revived To Name Sports Drink

By Aaron Macks on February 14, 2010 6:52 PM StumbleUpon Toolbar | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Representatives from the sports drink manufacturer Powerade announced Wednesday that Nisroch, the ancient Assyrian god of agriculture, has been resurrected from the depths of Assyro-Babylonian mythology to serve as the key marketing figure for their newest product, Nisroch: Eagle Heart X-TREME WHIRLWIND!.....

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